{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
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