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Alice J. Briones is an American osteopathic physician serving as the chief medical examiner of Maine since 2024. She is a retired U.S. Air Force colonel who was director of the Armed Forces Medical Examiner System.
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K-128 is a 36.9-mile-long (59.4 km) north–south state highway in the U.S. state of Kansas. K-128's southern terminus is at U.S. Route 24 (US-24) and K-9 northwest of Glen Elder, and the northern terminus continues as Nebraska Highway 78 (N-78) at the Nebraska border north of Burr Oak. West of Mankato, a small section of K-128 is co-designated as US-36.
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